Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Frog Prince - SethComedy


Kiss a frog and it will turn into a handsome prince. At least that is how the story use to go...

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Saturday, December 27, 2008

2008 Year in Review - JibJab


It must be December - snow is falling, children are writing letters to Santa and we're dragging 2008 through the mud in our all-singing, all-dancing, all-out year-in-review. Baby New Year '08 takes you on a tour of all of the good, bad, and worse the past year had to offer, all at breakneck speed. We're giving society a primo wedgie - everyone watch, point and laugh!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Single Ladies - Lelia Broussard



Single Ladies by the lovely Beyonce. hear more at www.myspace.com/leliabroussard

BUY THE NEW EP Waiting on the 9 NOW!!
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HoHoHo Single Ladies Christmas "Remix"

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve


It is hard to be humble when you have the most popular birthday in the world

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Dominick the Donkey

Simply the best Christmas song ever! (put to a lame music video)

Friday, December 19, 2008

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Wolverine Trailer

'nuff said, bub.

Straight No Chaser-12 Days

No matter how many times I watch this, it always makes me smile.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Jizz in My Pants

TheLonelyIsland's (Andy Samberg's comedy group's) first vid in almost a year!!! :)
Nothing but hilarious!!!

A Look Back at It's a Wonderful Life


A special presentation from www.howitshouldhaveended.com about the Christmas classic

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Burglar: I was held captive by ghost for 3 days

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a "supernatural figure" for three days without food and water, officials said.

Police official Abdul Marlik Hakim Johar told The Star newspaper the house's owners found the 36-year-old man fatigued and dehydrated when they returned from vacation Thursday.

The man told police that every time he tried to escape, a "supernatural figure" shoved him to the ground.

Abdul Marlik could not immediately be reached and other police officials declined to comment.

Full article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28205738
Sources: MSNBC, The Associated Press

The Bloody Olive


Dir. Vincent Bal / Belgium / 1996

The classic Christmas short film noir with inevitable twists and turns.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Why God why?

Some cartoons are just too perfect (hella bad in a good 80's nostalgic way) to be made into movies. Here are three such examples:

Dragonball

He-Man


Thundercats
Trailers removed from YouTube??? May be fakes. Still a bad decision to make Thundercats into a live action film.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

WOLVERINE!!!

The X-Men's toughest mutant gets his very own movie next year, and we've got new images from "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" to whet your voracious appetite!
Hugh Jackman continues to bring the intensity with his portrayal of the X-Men's resident Canucklehead, as he prepares to drop a bevy of pain bombs on some unsuspecting baddies and finds himself tied up in a very precarious situation!
Also, get your first look at the Ragin' Cajun, Gambit, played by "Friday Night Lights" star Taylor Kitsch in the film!
And don't forget Liev Schreiber, who brings Victor Creed—the man who will one day become Wolvie's arch nemesis, Sabretooth—to life. And from the looks of things, Creed and Logan aren't getting along the best in these photos..."X-Men Origins: Wolverine" hits theaters on May 1, 2009, but until then make sure to keep your eyes peeled for all the latest news, videos and images right here on Marvel.com


Source: Marvel.com

Wolverine meets a young Sabretooth:

FINALLY!!! The Ragin' Cajun... GAMBIT!:

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: IL Governor arrested - charged with attempting to sell Obama's vacant Senate seat

WASHINGTON - Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on charges of conspiring to get financial benefits through his authority to appoint a U.S. senator to fill the vacancy left by Barack Obama's election as president.

Full article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28139155/?GT1=43001
Source: Associated Press


As a citizen of Illinois, all I have to say is-
a. Merry Christmas.
b. Ding dong the witch is dead.
c. Happy days are here again.
d. all of the above

Words of wisdom & funnies















Monday, December 8, 2008

Making Noise with Stuff : The Lost Art















Once there was a job that was greater and more glorious than any other job, and that was the career of the men and women who made the sound effects for old cartoons. They would come in early in the morning, bright eyed and ready to entertain the world, and they would play with various objects to see what sound they made when they did certain things. They would rub and throw and break and twist and shake different things all day, to make the sound of a dog whimpering or a missile exploding or of a heart being broken. All day long they would pitch ideas to each other, and converge their minds on what particular item had to be used to make a desired sound. "Hey James, Whadd'ya think it'll sound like if I hit this cantaloupe with a tennis racket?" or "Hey Jill, do you think I can make the sound of a laser beam better by rubbing my finger across a half full crystal glass of milk or by running a butter knife across a metal door hinge?"

And then came the computers ... and the world was lost into darkness.

Pictured below are the legendary Skarlaski brothers, who perfected the sound of a horse driven cart crashing by tipping over twenty three empty wooden apple crates simultaneously.


The gift that keeps on giving...

What do you get the person who has everything—except adequate health insurance? If you live in Indiana, consider this offering from the state's Planned Parenthood affiliate: gift certificates in $25 increments.
The vouchers, available online and at 35 clinics statewide, can be used for health services or contraceptives. And yes, they can be used to pay for abortions.
Betty Cockrum, president and CEO of Planned Parenthood of Indiana, characterizes the response to the gift certificates as "pretty robust, and generally very favorable."
She estimates that "about a dozen" certificates have sold since they became available Nov. 25. Planned Parenthood of Illinois plans to sell similar gift certificates starting Monday.

Source: Chicago Tribune
Full article : http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/health/chi-talk-planneddec03,0,3497971.story

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Adding some Nerd to the Nerd Corner: New Blogger!

'Ello 'ello Nerd Corner readers. It is I, The Lime Penguin, here to make the Nerd Corner that much more geeky and nerdy.

I've joined to post news and reviews of things that matter! Things that make a difference! Things like politics and economics anWHO THE BALLS WOULD READ THAT SHIT?

No, seriously, I'm here to talk about mostly Comics and Movies. If you like me? Bitching. If not? Well you'll always have plenty of MILFs to stare at here so really you win either way. Have you seen Pastor Melissa Scott? Hol-ee-crap.

Here's the list of what I plan on reviewing. Recommendations and requests are more than welcomed.

Comic Reviews to Come:
Terra
Terror Titans
Batman RIP (-or- HOLY BALLS BATMAN'S DEAD!)
Wolverine Power Pack
Battle for the Cowl: The One-Shots
Teen Titans Member Rush Special

MILF of the Month (December) - Pastor Melissa Scott

December is the season for most major religious holidays, so why not find the hottest religious leader EVER and pick her as this month's MILF of the Month? Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the only priest you'd ever want to be molested by- Pastor Melissa Scott.
Melissa Scott (40) is the Pastor and Teacher of the University Cathedral - home of the largest Protestant congregation in Downtown Los Angeles, and televangelist. With command of over twenty languages, she disects and explains the original meaning of what the original writers of the Bible and other Holy Scripture had to say.
Melissa Scott married famed & infamous televangelist Dr. Gene Scott and inherited his congregation and televangelical empire.

You can find her daily televangelical program every weekday sometime after midnight on a local channel.
While I would love to give you a more detailed biography - there hardly is one out there. Which leads to many conspiracy theories over just who Melissa Scott is (WAS). While I would love to offer some of these theories up for discussion - most sites that have discussed her "potential" previous life have wound up being taken off the interwebz oh so mysteriously. Google is your friend. Instead let us all just enjoy some photos of the hottest religious leader EVER...



To view one of her sermons and see her in action (and hear her Canadian accent) click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoJ-ZPliCj0

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Saturday, December 6, 2008

Best ad ever: Beware the Doghouse!



If you're having trouble viewing this video here's the direct link, well worth the click: http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1370868150/bctid3130509001