Chris Brown's Embarrassing Performance

During Chris Brown's performance in Dublin, Ireland last week, he encountered an...interesting problem. You be the judge: Does Chris Brown actually have a boner or is it just an oddly shaped fold in his pants?

Obvious fairy is obvious

Clay Aiken admits to being gay.
One of the many articles that I'm sure will touch upon this "news" : http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=331936&GT1=28102&silentchk=1&

Matt Damon vs Sarah Palin

Matt Damon thinks that a little over two years is not enough experience to lead this country.
Matt Damon supports Barack Obama... wait... but... if a little over two years isn't enough...??? Nevermind.

In related news... I've never fully appreciated these clips until now.

Megan Fox's Lesbian Endeavors

Megan Fox isn't a lesbian, but... the 22-year-old says she had a fling with a Russian stripper four years ago in Los Angeles.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," the Transformers star tells GQ. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."

Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads," Fox said. The actress brought Nikita gifts and tried to get her to leave stripping behind.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," Fox says. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.

"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands," says Fox, who is now engaged to Brian Austin Green. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Source(s): GQ, TVGuide
Photo Source: FHM
Full article: http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-News-Blog/Todays-News/Megan-Fox-Talks/800046764

Dancing with the Stars new lineup!

The Three-Night Premiere Event Begins Monday, September 22 starring:

Lance Bass - *NSync (boy band singer)
Toni Braxton - R&B singer
Brooke Burke - actress/model
Rocco Dispirito - celebrity chef
Maurice Greene - Gold Medalist (100m dash)
Kim Kardashian - reality TV star
Cloris Leachman - television & film star (the crazy grandmother from Malcolm in the Middle)
Cody Linley - Disney actor (currently in Hannah Montana)
Susan Lucci - daytime soap opera star
Misty May-Treanor - 2008 Gold Medalist (beach voleyball)
Ted McGinley - actor (Jefferson from Married... With Children)
Jeffrey Ross - comedian/celebrity roaster
Warren Sapp - former NFL player

Celebs are just full of stuffing

TMZ recently posted this HILARIOUS comparison of celebs and muppets.

Here are some of my personal faves. Check 'em all out!