Friday, December 25, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Venus Spa Season Finale Shoutout Video

I'm there! Where are you? Subscribe and maybe you'll get a shoutout next season! :)

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Monday, December 7, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The ONLY reason to go see Iron Man 2 next summer.

Among the 2,000 reasons to go see it... here's the one that is best.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Suspect win!

Whatever this guy did... he deserves to get away with it.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Monday, October 26, 2009

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Viral marketing... ARG trailhead... or genuine phenomenon?

This site has taken the interwebz by storm and sparked up much interest.

thisman.org

According to the site, this man (referred to as "ThisMan") has appeared in the dreams of thousands of people all across the world. Mostly appearing as a benevolent force, he has appeared on multiple continents in many different dreams. The story begins-

In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.

That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist's desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that face and says that the man has often visited him in his dreams. He also claims he has never seen that man in his waking life.

The psychiatrist decides to send the portrait to some of his colleagues that have patients with recurrent dreams. Within a few months, four patients recognize the man as a frequent presence in their own dreams.


We are then left to assume, that by word of mouth, this image is spread around like a chain letter and more people come forward to admit they have dreamt of this man.

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Greggallows just sent me this link to support the argument that this is in fact viral marketing/an ARG.
http://assme.org/2009/10/12/thisman-org-is-probably-viral-marketing-so-shut-up-and-quit-freaking-out-about-him/

Friday, October 16, 2009

Commercial Actors' Repertory Theatre


Klaus St├╝tz is the Artistic Director of the Commercial Actors' Repertory Theatre in New York City. Watch as he transforms his students into finely tuned commercial wunderkinds. Directed by Ryan Iverson.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

All the Single Babies...

This viral video is not only for women and effeminate men anymore... now the babies have taken over!!!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Scary proof that, in fact, the internet is for anybody...

Upon watching this video the first time you will be in shock. Further views of this video will result in awkward laughter.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Associated Press fail

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2009/09/27/movies-eu-switzerland-polanski_6935738.html

If you're asking, "WTF am I reading???" The A.P. posted an internal memo instead of the actual story. LoL!

This one is for the guys...

...who have ever been heartbroken.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Viral video fail

Or maybe they succeeded since they became viral because of their fail.

Dance viral video fails due to bad choreography.



Movie spoof viral video fails due to bad props.



Video game combo training video fails due to hyperactive nerdgamers. (Also the origin of the meme "wombo combo.")

Gaga...GRUNGE?!?!

Before she was a Lady... she was just Grunge-y Gaga. LOVE IT!!!!!
It's actually a GREAT song!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

How Iconic Movie Character Would Deal With a Zombie Attack

MUST READ!


"Aside from maybe Forrest Gump, Harry (Potter) is the most charmed movie character in cinematic history. He'll escape this incident with only a few minor injuries, which will be easily healed. Also, expect the group to find a way to cure all the zombies rather than kill them. What bullshit."


Full article: http://www.zombiesornot.com/article/how_iconic_movie_characters_would_deal_with_a_zombie_attack/

Monday, September 7, 2009

Sunday, September 6, 2009

The Grudge: The Video Game... for the Wii

I have never been more psyched (and terrified) at the concept of a game based on a movie.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Watch ABC's Modern Family before everyone else



Click HERE
Password: tiaz909y

Enjoy!

(I thought it was pretty funny and will definitely be tuning in this fall)

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Venus Spa; Episode 1

Our friends over at Chad Media have done it again and come up with a brilliant and hilarious (and sexy) nostalgic trip down pop culture way. Check out their new series!!! :)

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Sunday, July 26, 2009

S. Darko Movie Review

Fans of the movie Donnie Darko may have heard of the straight to DVD sequel about Donnie's little sister, S. Darko. I have been afraid to watch this, because I like the original so much and I hadn't heard any real stellar reviews of the sequel, but I thought I would give it a shot anyhow.























Up to the minute review :



23 minutes in : Is that the same girl from the original? Nah, couldn't be (Edit: It was her, i'll be damned). Really overacted stereotypical characters. Is that Jessie from Saved by the Bell? Creepy, Creepy, Interesting. Is that a Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike?

43 minutes in : That IS Jessie from Saved By the Bell! Weird for the sake of being weird. Kind of sort of maybe starting to see where this could expand on the mythology of the original. Warm beer and dry humping to Journey. OMG That chick is wearing a Daniel Johnston shirt!

52 minutes in: It's probably not all the acting's fault, it's probably mostly the scriptwriters. You can only work with what you're given, really. My biggest fear is that they will take this in a direction they can't write themselves out of later.

1 hr 17minutes in: Kinda predictable, lots of plays on the original so far but not in the right ways.

1hr 27 min: *Headdesk*

End : This might very possibly be the worst ending of a movie I have ever seen in my entire life. I was willing to forgive the lack of coherent plot line up to this point, if it all came through at the end. But it didn't, it totally bombed.

Only watched Credits to see who writer/director were. Nathan Atkins and Chris Fisher, I hope you both die in a fire.

Recap : If you like Donnie Darko, do not ever watch this movie for any reason ever.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Attracting Women 101

Step 1 : The Clothes.

wolf t-shirt Pictures, Images and Photos

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts HB10s
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

World of Warcraft Commercial - Night Elf Priest(itute)

the sad story of a hard-core holy priest(ess).

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

See Maddison? (Maddison Atkins... reboot???)


Maddison,

I was at work, so instead of working, I cut the footage I shot today so you could see how our video blogs would look. I think they are good. I had to cut out a million minutes of brainstorming, but there's a bunch of good stuff.


See you tomorrow in class. Quit freaking me out about the pigeons, I'll get you some food.

Adam

Thursday, June 4, 2009

R.I.P David Carradine

R.I.P. David Carradine. You were my idol growing up watching those old Kung Fu reruns, and Kung Fu: The Legend Continues, and became my idol once again after watching Kill Bill. Hopefully you're not kicking angels' asses... but if you are, hopefully you're kicking them good!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Friday, May 29, 2009

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Don't be sorry if you get what you ask for

BEIJING (Reuters) – A Chinese man was pushed off a bridge by an angry passer-by after his threat to commit suicide held up traffic for five hours, Chinese media reported on Saturday.

Retired soldier Lian Jiansheng, 66, broke through a police cordon and reached out to shake the hand of would-be jumper Chen Fuchao before shoving him off the bridge.

"I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interests," Lai was quoted as saying by the China Daily newspaper.

"They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals."


Full article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090525/od_nm/us_jumper_odd_1
Sources: Reuters, Yahoo! News

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Viral marketing for S. Darko

The sequel to the cult hit Donnie Darko had some viral marketing to promote it. Some pretty cool stuff.
PS- I saw the movie. Sometimes it felt like a remake and not really a sequel. But it did do a better job at explaining what "the end of the world" means, and did see the return of Frank the Bunny... kind of. Definitely worth a rental if you have nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon.

Video footage of a strange death


Popular conspiracy theorist's stance on what happened


Video response to the theory of the previous poster

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

First celebrity victim of the swine flu...

I guess we know who the carrier is.

Fear it... it's coming.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

What you come over here for?

Hey man, don't grab me like that! (My coworkers cannot stop talking about this video and quoting it)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Dog gone! Puppy picked up and carried a mile by wind!

WATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked the puppy up and tossed her out of sight.

The Utleys, of Rochester, had set up an outdoor display Saturday at a flea market in Waterford Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit.

Tinker Bell was standing on their platform trailer when she was swept away.

Sources: The Associated Press, MSNBC
Full article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30448774/?Gt1=43001

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Omegle - Talk to Strangers
















"Everyone's talking about Omegle, a new chat website which promises to hook you up with a random person on the Internet. It's the perfect antidote to Facebook's real-people prissiness: Social networking with perfect strangers. It's the Internet-chat version of truckstop-bathroom sex — hotter because you don't know who you're hooking up with."

"Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like."


Omegle.com

Original Article

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Is this kid for real? Or is this another famous "social experiment"?

I've been following this kid for awhile. At first I laughed at him and was going to troll his channel. Then I watched a few more vids and I felt bad for him (because he's been attacked by trolls to no end) and have thought that this may be a suicide waiting to happen. But now that I'm rewatching his videos... I think this may be all a setup. He's a twelve year old who's channel is less than 2 months old with over 2k views on his vids. What do you all think???



I used to be gay...??? He's twelve!!!





Adorable kitteh is adorable

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Kumar meet... Obama???

Actor Kal Penn is trading in his role on TV medical drama House for a public service position with the White House.

A White House spokesman confirmed on Tuesday that the young actor is set to join the Obama administration as an associate director in the Office of Public Liaison. The story was first reported Entertainment Weekly magazine.
The Indo-American actor, whose real name is Kalpen Modi, will serve as a liaison connecting the Obama administration with arts and entertainment groups, as well as with the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities.

Though he rose to fame in the Harold and Kumar stoner comedies and the Van Wilder films, Penn graduated to more serious fare, including the drama The Namesake and TV shows such as 24 and House.

Sources: CBC News, The Associated Press
Full article: http://www.cbc.ca/arts/tv/story/2009/04/07/penn-kal-obama-job.html

Please sir, may I have some more funnies?
















Friday, March 27, 2009

craigslist killer???

This is really really scary...

Police in Minnesota said an online ad may have cost a young woman her life.

Katherine Olson was found dead in the trunk of her car at 10 p.m. Friday at the Kraemer Nature Preserve in Burnsville, a south suburb of Minneapolis.

Police said Olson was last seen by friends when she went to meet someone about a nanny job posted on Craigslist.org, an Internet bulletin board.

Source: http://www.kctv5.com/news/14442058/detail.html

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Fat Cat VS Small Box

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Friday, March 20, 2009

Dance Dance Fail-volution


For more, visit http://failblog.org

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Elmo rocks!!!

Seeing Elmo outside of Sesame Street... is pretty damn hilarious when he can be more "adult."

Monday, March 16, 2009

Synched Up Show: Ultimate Media Center

Ernie Fleischer Gets Pwnd

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?

Ricky Gervais moves onto Sesame Street

Sorry, I thought you were a monkey

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Police said a man shot his neighbor, mistaking her for a monkey as she was picking sapodilla fruit in his tree.

Yahaya Othman, police chief in eastern Pahang state, said the woman was gathering fruit Thursday when her neighbor shot her.

The man came home and saw rustling in the tree and fired into it, Yahaya said. "Then there was screaming ... and only then did he know it was his neighbor."

Sources: Associated Press, MSNBC
Full article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29685956/?GT1=43001

Saturday, March 7, 2009

SHOUTOUT!


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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Priceless!

Goodbye Peyton and Lucas (or - "FINALLY!")

It looks like Chad Michael Murray might not be the only longtimer bidding adieu to One Tree Hill come Season 7.
Not long after the CW announced another pick-up for the serial, The Chad's leading lady, Hilarie Burton, issued what for all intents and purposes is a goodbye message to her fans.
All but confirming an online report that she, like Murray, won't be continuing her run, Burton says in a video posted to her Wilmington, North Carolina-based production company's website, "I want to clear up one thing that's very important to me. I want everyone to know how much I love Peyton Sawyer, and my crew.... I don't want anyone to think I'm abandoning a place that's been very good to me."

Source: TVGuide.com
Full article: http://www.tvguide.com/News/Tree-Hill-Burton-1003464.aspx

Friday, February 27, 2009

Sam Jackson IS Nick Fury!

Jackson's deal is a long-term commitment to play Fury, the leader of the espionage unit the Shield. His deal contains an option to play the character in nine future Marvel superhero films, efforts that are expected to include "Captain America," "Thor," "The Avengers" and "The Shield" as well as potential sequels.

Source: Variety.com
Full article: http://www.variety.com/VR1118000573.html

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Spider-Man... Spider-Man... sings just like... a spider can?

NEW YORK (AP) -- Spider-Man has conquered the movies. Now it's Broadway's turn.

"Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark" will open Feb. 18, 2010, at the Hilton Theatre. Preview performances begin Jan. 16.

Group tickets now on sale. Single tickets will go on sale June, 2009. For more information about group tickets, visit the "Spider-Man" website at www.SpidermanOnBroadway.com or by calling 1-800-Broadway.

Sources: The Associated Press, MSN.com, marvel.com
Full articles: 1=28130">1=28130">http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=354139>1=28130

http://www.marvel.com/news/comicstories.7014.First_Look~colon~_Spider-Man_2010_Broadway_Musical

Friday, February 20, 2009

Will the real "Prawo Jazdy" please stand up

DUBLIN (Reuters) – Irish police have solved the mystery of a Polish recidivist who clocked up 50 traffic offences on different addresses and who was never caught, after one officer noticed his name meant driving licence in Polish.

An internal police memo cited by Irish papers on Thursday said officers taking details of Polish traffic offenders had been mistakenly using "Prawo Jazdy," printed in the top right corner of the driving licence, as the holder's name.

"Prawo Jazdy is actually the Polish for driving licence and not the first and surname on the licence," the police memo dated June 2007 said. "It is quite embarrassing to see the system has created Prawo Jazdy as a person with over 50 identities."

A police spokesman declined to comment on the reports.

About 200,000 Polish people flocked to Ireland during the boom years of its "Celtic Tiger" economy but a poll in November indicated a third of them planned to leave due to recession.

(Reporting by Andras Gergely; Editing by Carmel Crimmins and Peter Millership)

Sources: Reuters, Yahoo News
Full article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090219/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_ireland_police_polish

Rick Santelli

Sunday, February 15, 2009

kittens inspired by kittens

Epic.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Marvel spoofs Christian Bale...

... with M.O.D.O.K., A.I.M. scientist and the Incredible Hulk to promote their new web series.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Teleportation: Just a blink away

According to the Web site LiveScience, the university's Joint Quantum Institute for the first time was able to teleport information between two separate atoms across a distance of a meter -- about one step for an adult.

Source: MSN, Cnet
Full article: http://tech.msn.com/news/articlecnet.aspx?cp-documentid=17532530&GT1=40000

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The greatest Valentine's gift... EVER!!!

from: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/interactive/a090/?cpg=cj

Staying healthy is the key to keeping yourself alive. Video game characters know this all too well. When your red heart gauge reaches zero... you die. For non-bitmap humans like you this is more of a challenge. But luckily after extensive study at ThinkGeek labs we've determined that people feel best when they are in close proximity to something that they adore. Don't understand? Well luckily for you we've created this amazing 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt to illustrate.
Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000...). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey... you're depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you're fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you'll drop back down to two and a half hearts again. Got it?

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Michael Cera Flips OUT!

(obviously an homage to Christian Bale's famous flip out on the set of Terminator)

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Joe's favorite Super Bowl commercial

Joe, ever faithful Nerd Corner subscriber, said this was his favorite commercial during this year's Super Bowl... pretty funny!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Dr. Horrible 2?!?

"There is talk about a Dr. Horrible sequel," Nathan Fillion said in a group interview last week in Universal City, Calif., where he was promoting his upcoming ABC series Castle. "It's actually in one of the songs on the Dr. Horrible DVD commentary music." The recently released home-video version of Dr. Horrible featured a musical commentary track.



http://scifiwire.com/2009/01/nathan-fillion-lays-the-hammer-down-about-a-dr-horrible-sequel.php

hopeful's favorite Super Bowl Commercial

This was, hands down, my favorite commercial of this year's Super Bowl. Something about punching koalas in the face...
What was your favorite commercial this year?


I invite the other Nerd Corner bloggers to find their favorite commercials of this year's Super Bowl and post them as a blog.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Digital: Postponed!

WASHINGTON - The Senate on Monday voted unanimously to postpone the upcoming transition from analog to digital television broadcasting by four months to June 12.

Sources: MSNBC, The Associated Press
Full article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28863961/wid/11915829/?GT1=43001

Monday, January 26, 2009

Fail police fail

(man my city/state just rocks in the news world lately)

CHICAGO - A 14-year-old boy accused of impersonating a police officer and going on patrol has pleaded not guilty.

On Saturday the teen, wearing an officer's uniform, walked into a police station and was assigned to go on patrol. He partnered with another officer for about five hours before the ruse was discovered.

The boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and didn't drive the squad car, Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan said.

Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy's patrol with an actual officer ended Saturday. Officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that is part of the regulation uniform.

Sources: MSNBC, The Associated Press
Full article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28861227/?GT1=43001

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Where were these kinds of girls when I was growing up???

In an unusual legal case arising from the increasingly popular practice known as “sexting,” six Pennsylvania high school students are facing child pornography charges after three teenage girls allegedly took nude or semi-nude photos of themselves and shared them with male classmates via their cell phones.

Full article: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28679588/?GT1=43001

Source: Today/MSNBC

Monday, January 19, 2009

Marvel Team-up: Spider-Man & Barack Obama


It's a Brand New Day for the United States of America and Spider-Man's along for the ride!

To celebrate the upcoming inauguration of Barack Obama, Marvel is proud to present an all-new story teaming up one of the world's most recognizable political figures with the world's greatest super hero as President-Elect Obama joins Spider-Man in "Spidey Meets the President!"

Written by Zeb Wells with art by Todd Nauck and Frank D'Armata, the story takes place in Washington, D.C. on Inauguration Day and finds one of Spider-Man's oldest foes attempting to thwart the swearing in ceremony of the 44th President of the United States. Fans can read it in its entirety in Marvel Comics' AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #583, available in comic book shops nationwide on January 14th, 2009. Look for the special variant cover by artist Phil Jimenez featuring the President-Elect and Spider-Man!

"When we heard that President-Elect Obama is a collector of Spider-Man comics, we knew that these two historic figures had to meet in our comics' Marvel Universe," says Marvel's Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada. "Historic moments such as this one can be reflected in our comics because the Marvel Universe is set in the real world. A Spider-Man fan moving into the Oval Office is an event that must be commemorated in the pages of Amazing Spider-Man." For fans of Spider-Man and those wanting to own a part of this historic moment in American history, visit your local comic book retailer on January 14, 2009 to purchase the issue.
Source: Marvel.com

Sunday, January 18, 2009

No more burgers-before-bros on Facebook

Whopper lovers and Facebook freeloaders alike are mad as heck … and well, I am too (though for slightly different reasons). Just eight days into the blogosphere-infamous "Whopper Sacrifice" campaign — in which Facebookers were encouraged to dump 10 "friends" for a free-Whopper coupon — the Burger King application unceremoniously ceased to function. Bing bang boom, no free Whoppers for anyone.

It’s not that I actually wanted a Whopper. I was more excited by the social experiment of building a profile, accepting 10 friends (including two hardcore vegans and my boss), and summarily dumping them in such a way that they’d receive an official notice via the "Whopper Sacrifice" Facebook application informing them that their friendship to me was worth roughly 1/10th of a fast food hamburger coupon (each). Because dude, that’s hilarious.

In its brief existence, "Whopper Sacrifice" collected 82,771 people who dumped 233,906 friends, each of which received a memo that only advanced the viral campaign.
Why did this happen? The world may never know. Repeated efforts to contact Facebook resulted in the same statement the company PR Bot e-mailed everyone in the media:

"We encourage creativity from developers and companies using Facebook Platform, but we also must ensure that applications follow users’ expectations of privacy. After extensive discussions with the developer, we have not disabled the application but have made some changes to the application’s behavior to assure that users’ expectations of privacy are maintained."

Full article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28680705?GT1=43001

Source: MSNBC

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Chris Brown's Embarrassing Performance



During Chris Brown's performance in Dublin, Ireland last week, he encountered an...interesting problem. You be the judge: Does Chris Brown actually have a boner or is it just an oddly shaped fold in his pants?

No Pants Subway Ride 2009


From http://improveverywhere.com/2009/01/1..., 1,200 New Yorkers ride the subway without pants in a snow storm.

Friday, January 16, 2009

IMPORTANT SAFETY RECALL NOTICE



















In an effort to ensure our plush products exceed federal and international safety standards, we learned the 2008 Plush Uterus has failed a pull test. The ovaries may detach when pulled, becoming a potential small part choking hazard for young children. No one has been harmed.

Please contact recall@iheartguts.com for information on how to return your uterus for a refund or exchange for any other organ. If your plush uterus is NOT accessible to young children, and you wish to keep your beloved uterus, you may opt-out via email.

I Heart Guts apologizes for any inconvenience this recall may cause but the safety of our customers is important to us. Look for a redesigned, kid-safe uterus plush in Spring 2009.

Read the full recall information.

Why the Wii is superior...

... get your tissues ready gentlemen.



Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Mountain Climber - SethComedy


Sometimes the most inopportune things can happen at the most inopportune times.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Delete 10 Friends, Get a Whopper

Fast-food chain Burger King has created "Whopper Sacrifice," a Facebook app that will give you a coupon for a free hamburger if you delete 10 people from your friends list.

"Now is the time to put your fair-weather Web friendships to the test," the Whopper Sacrifice site explains. "Install Whopper Sacrifice on your Facebook profile, and we'll reward you with a free flame-broiled Whopper when you sacrifice ten of your friends."

The funniest part: The "sacrifices" show up in your activity feed. So it'll say, for example, "Caroline sacrificed Josh Lowensohn for a free Whopper." Unfortunately, you can't delete your whole friends list and eat free (however unhealthily) for a week. The promotion is limited to one coupon per Facebook account.

Source: MSN.com
Full article: http://tech.msn.com/news/articlecnet.aspx?cp-documentid=16724388&gt1=4000

Monday, January 12, 2009

Monkeys Talk About Religion - SethComedy

Only a monkey would question the theory of evolution.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Doctor Who!? BBC Names Unknown As New Time Lord

The producers of BBC's time-travel drama Doctor Who have named their choice for the new actor to bring the intergalactic time traveler to life, and he definitely puts the "Who?" in the title.
Matt Smith, a virtual unknown, has been named as the 11th actor to portray The Doctor, according to the BBC News. Viewers will begin seeing Smith in 2010, when he replaces David Tennant, who announced his intentions to leave the show in October.

At 26, Smith, who has been seen in the BBC political series Party Animals and on stage in The History Boys, is the youngest to every fill the Doctor's shoes. Smith is believed to have beat out heavy competition from bigger names such as John Simm and David Morrissey. His casting also puts to rest rumors that the Doctor would be played by a woman for the first time, with names such as Catherine Zeta Jones and Jennifer Saunders being tossed around.

Executive producer and head writer Steven Moffat said it was Smith's original take on the role that made him the one.

"As soon as Matt walked through the door, and blew us away with a bold and brand new take on the Time Lord, we knew we had our man," he said. "2010 is a long time away, but rest assured the 11th Doctor is coming — and the universe has never been so safe."

Smith said he is "proud and honored" to take on the role that's been famous in England for more than four decades.

"David Tennant has made the role his own, brilliantly, with grace, talent and persistent dedication. I hope to learn from the standards set by him," Smith said. "The challenge for me is to do justice to the show's illustrious past, my predecessors, and most importantly, to those who watch it. I really cannot wait."

Smith will begin shooting this summer. Tennant will film four specials that will air in 2009 before taking his final bow.

Source: TVGuide.com
Full article: http://www.tvguide.com/News/Doctor-Who-Casting-1001240.aspx